Am honored, I mean honoured, to have been invited to the upcoming launch party for Carol Wyer's new novel "Mini Skirts and Laughter Lines!"
Now, she very well may have been drinking when she included me on her A-List bloggers by accident, but too late - I'm crashing this party on 16 September!
To celebrate I've sent her 'Mini Skirt' photos that will be published on her blog, because I could win a kindle. And that is just cool.
Now I COULD publish my personal series of entries here, but I'd rather you just go visit Carol. But I will tell you my photos are titled "Mini Skirts and Booze." Yeah - it's hard to figure out why:
1) Me sporting a short flowered ditty gripping a Mai Tai in Hawaii (before I got up on stage a few more Mai Tais later and did the Hula).
2) Me, wearing gold, looking somewhere between cougar and hooker in Vegas. I'm also handling a glass of Cab like a NASCAR fan has a death grip on a Bud Light.
3) Me gripping a male stripper around his waist w/my mini skirt and boot-clad legs in Chico, CA.
OK, not the last one as he's only wearing a G-string.
Thank GOD I've grown up since then.
PS - If any of you are judges and vote for me I'll throw in my Pole Dancing photo in hot pants.
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Now, she very well may have been drinking when she included me on her A-List bloggers by accident, but too late - I'm crashing this party on 16 September!
To celebrate I've sent her 'Mini Skirt' photos that will be published on her blog, because I could win a kindle. And that is just cool.
Now I COULD publish my personal series of entries here, but I'd rather you just go visit Carol. But I will tell you my photos are titled "Mini Skirts and Booze." Yeah - it's hard to figure out why:
1) Me sporting a short flowered ditty gripping a Mai Tai in Hawaii (before I got up on stage a few more Mai Tais later and did the Hula).
2) Me, wearing gold, looking somewhere between cougar and hooker in Vegas. I'm also handling a glass of Cab like a NASCAR fan has a death grip on a Bud Light.
3) Me gripping a male stripper around his waist w/my mini skirt and boot-clad legs in Chico, CA.
OK, not the last one as he's only wearing a G-string.
Thank GOD I've grown up since then.

What a great title... it fits you well... I still have mine and somehow I have slowed down in wearing them... My knee scrapes are still healing after all these months also turning 57 is making me think twice.... anyway I haven't retired the camo mini I bought from Gap a few years ago... will find some reason to dig it out again...:-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Chrissy - I hear you on slowing down the showing of the leg. But still love a good above-the-knee skirt when it's appropriate. Soooo - when you dig out the camo mini, I'm sure Carol would love to publish your photo for her launch party...just sayin'. :)
ReplyDeleteValerie - I demand you send a picture of you gripping a stripper!
ReplyDeleteI loved your photos that you sent and of course they will be displayed proudly on my blog - I won't reveal anything here but I promised the rich Arab who said he'd buy them for a few camels and a couple of oil wells a quick glance at them before I post.
Thank you so much for being a great sport and joining in the competition. You get my vote!
Carol XOXO
Chrissy - get that skirt out and send a photo to me - I shall post it with pleasure :) (And enter you for the contest.)
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@Carol - Tell you what - I'll send you the stripper photo if you go in halvsies with me on the oil wells & throw in a camel. I've always wanted a camel - think the stripper pole picture will score get me a llama, an alpaca and my own harem of hot ripped gay male belly dancers who double as stylists and decorators?
ReplyDelete@Chrissy - you heard the woman - snappo snappo camo camo pronto pronto!
@Valerie - You REALly need to stay away from the keyboard before coffee.
I can tell you're upping the heat in this competition already and I see Carol is already giving you her vote before the other contestants are even on board! I am going to have to watch this closely lest there is some cheating!
ReplyDeleteDes - Tell you what, we'll work together and split the camels and the oil wells! :) Any chance you have one with fishnet stockings?
ReplyDeletehey, val, wouldn't of seen the comment left.. yes, i did send her the photo... btw, i am having problems seeing other posts as well.. others are having the same issue not seeing mine.
ReplyDeleteAhh - more blogger fun. So it's not just me - thought I was back to being blog-tarded. I keep saying I'm switching to another platform, but haven't really been spending the time I need to on it. Glad you sent in the photo!
ReplyDeleteI have the photo under lock and key-this contest just got harder! Okey, we'll split the camel and oil wells three ways to keep Desiree quiet too-we can trust her. She has a blog that keeps me occupied for hours looking at beautiful photos of coountries I would love to be in-just like yours!
ReplyDeleteWell done Chrissy and thanks Valerie for advertising the event so positively.
And one last thing-Your photo is up today!
Looks like we may have to split the Arab spoils with Alex too. Rowr! She looks fabulous. I, on the other hand, do look like a cougar-hooker. What fun - can't wait to see the rest (not of the cougar-hookers, of the photos, I mean. Shit. Need coffee.)
ReplyDeleteOh Valerie, you know I might be able to dig up a PG-rated picture of that night in Chico! Woohoo! In return I want a ride on that camel. Not really. But my kids might. I really should find those pictures and lock them away so my kids don't find them. As always you are looking great- and in a mini skirt at that! Miss you and I hope you win the kindle!
ReplyDeleteKATE! There is one of the blonde stuffing a $20 down my top ... but that's about as PG is it gets. Sad I still have these - and yes, lock them away so your kids don't see them! Damn, I miss you!
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